The Acquirers

Help Wanted That’s right a three panel joke like a real web-comic! If anyone has any more job adverts for fictional characters we would love to hear em in the comments. Make sure you come back on Thursday for the ...

New beginnings A little Acquirers trivia today: This comic was originally written and drawn several months ago. We shelved the comic because the arc was convoluted enough as it was. However I like the joke and its one of the first ...

Failed me for the last time… Well that is the end of our second or third arc, depending on how you count. It looks like the acquirers are setting up quite a rogues gallery. Next week we are starting a ...

Cheshire Catting Huzzah, everyone is fully clothed in this strip which is something to celebrate. In other news we are getting close to wrapping up this super convoluted plot this week. So come back on Thursday for the season finale! ...

Subtle Plot Exposition So I lied in the last post… there is at least one more man nipple in this strip but that’s the lot i promise! Curious about The Acquirers? Read more about the comic here. Written by Stephen Flockton ...

Walk of Shame Okay I promise this is the last strip with partial nudity . I will refrain from any more man nipples for at least the next three strips. Stay tuned for Thursday’s comic where I actually attempt to ...

Life is like a shrimp boat captain Just when you thought the nakedness was over, we have yet another Acquirer semi-naked. If you remember a few strips back we left our hero talking to an imaginary Ant-Man and being mesmerized ...

Obligatory Car Chase So it looks like Al finally got his comeuppance and I managed to squeeze in a fruit joke (see what I did there?) If you have any more fruit related puns you would like to add sound ...

My Kingdom for a blanket! Huzzah the DTF are back to save the day! We also have some more classic pre-watershed nudity. Make sure to check out next weeks comic where we have the obligatory car chase! Curious about The ...

This Land And finally, after 15 strips, we reveal how we ended up with a naked butt in the desert. There were some who said it couldn’t be done, the same people also said I couldn’t get three Firefly references in ...