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There was a dark period of my life (from tween to teen) when I felt I was too cool for kids movies, especially Disney movies. It was about the same time that I vowed I didn’t need to sleep with my teddy ...

Obligatory Car Chase So it looks like Al finally got his comeuppance and I managed to squeeze in a fruit joke (see what I did there?) If you have any more fruit related puns you would like to add sound ...

My Kingdom for a blanket! Huzzah the DTF are back to save the day! We also have some more classic pre-watershed nudity. Make sure to check out next weeks comic where we have the obligatory car chase! Curious about The ...

This Land And finally, after 15 strips, we reveal how we ended up with a naked butt in the desert. There were some who said it couldn’t be done, the same people also said I couldn’t get three Firefly references in ...

Breaking New Ground I watched X-Men: First Class again recently and it’s got me on something of a Kevin Bacon kick (hence the tribute in today’s strip). In that spirit I’m just going to leave this picture here with no ...

Trust Me Just like Elysium added some interesting Sci-Fi to the blockbuster summer, so do we here at the Acquirers with today’s comic. Like many of the previous comics it raises more questions then it answers but rest assured i’m no J.J.Abrams, ...

Upping the Ante I’m very proud of my pun for the title of the strip today. I’m not one for wordplay at the best of time but I thought this one was good. If anyone else has any ant based ...

It’s too louder! We are back this week to see how the other third of the Acquirers is handling his time alone. It turns out he is handling his time awesomely. Ash was really proud of the hair in the ...

Only one careful owner For Sale: One Cargo Truck, only one careful Nazi Owner. 1936 registration. Some minor cosmetic damage (bullet holes), full service history. Would make excellent first car for a teenager. Room for 6 storm-troopers plus equipment. Curious ...

Norf Africa! Eagle eyed readers may have noticed Al has turned up in another comic (see its not just Marvel that can do universe building) and once again we have a face palm. (Maybe we should start an Acquirers drinking game?) ...